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  • Falcon:

    So, you pass a bus stop and you see your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams. Your smart car only has 2 seats. What do you do?

  • Mario:

    Oh, I've heard this one before! You give the car to your most trustworthy friend, he takes the pregnant lady to the hospital, and you stay at the bus stop with the girl of your dreams.

  • Falcon:

    No. You go home and RE-EVALUATE YOUR F*CKING LIFE! YOU BOUGHT A SMART CAR!!!

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